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Well, I was shopping for a new car; Which one's me? A cool convertible or an SUV? Too bad, I didn't know my credit was whack And now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact!

F-R-E-E That spells free. CreditReport.com, baby!

Saw their ads on my TV, Thought about going but was too lazy. Now instead of looking fly and rolling fat, My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at!